photo. Imagine that. So if 7,829 kids visited that santa, he would of got $195,725!!! You never really think about that untill you really look into it. You guys are probably thinking i want to be a Santa, but the thing is it's not 'easy' to be a santa. First of all you got to have been in an acting class before. Second of all the kids are very loud, frisky and they bite!
5 facts about a bad mall Santa
1. Before the kids sit on his lap, he orders the elves to frisk them.
2. He becomes the new cigarette lobby spokesman.
3. He tells the kids to leave a glass of milk at the ATM
cards.
4. He won’t talk to the kids without a disclaimer.
5.He refers to the wishing fountain as his “tip jar.”
'He refers to the wishing fountain as his "tip jar".' Ahahaha :) Good blog Tiantian.
ReplyDeleteThank you Nicole. I enjoy that sentence very much too.
ReplyDeleteahaha that was funny :p
ReplyDeleteInteresting, I never knew that those Santas made so much.
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